Sit and think for a minute if any of these have ever happened to you. You drink way too much, you blackout, you wake up decorated with weiners swastikas and God knows what else drawn on you complemented by a nice hot pink lipstick, blue eyeshadow, and red blush just to make you look like a crack whore. If these sound familiar then you deserved it for passing out you wreck. I sugest you pray to the alcohol gods and beg them that what happened to these poor souls in the following pictures never happens to you. Oh and... 1. Never ever fall asleep first. 2. Make the person who fell asleep first hate their life when they wake up.
Who the hell would even want to get near that guys ass...geebus Aliens are reading his mind. Looks to me like somebody pissed off the maid. Danger, may cause suffocation. If only chubbers could fit in my easy bake oven we would have biscuits. Scene of the crime. One of me...whos up for some pool? Remember, we are your friends.
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