Yes I Was Staring At Your Boobs.

Yes I was staring at your boobs but, no I am not sorry. I consistenly find myself looking at womens jubblies, milk makers, tit canvas's, or whatever you choose to call the amazing mammaries. I even find myself looking at unatractive womens boobs because I'm a man and I have a penis and it somehow controls what I see and do. Yet as of today I will no longer feel embaressed by looking at boobies because according to research in Germany I can extend my life 4 to 5 years by taking in a healthy eyefull of breasts. So ladies, everytime you catch me undressing you with my eyes just think to yourself, "I'm saving this poor perverts life." Have mercy, sharing is caring.

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